Roktman
12-02-2004, 06:47 AM
Like these 2 old ladies for example...
They were about 85 years old, somewhere around there, and both had smoked their entire lives. well their families were forced to put them in a nursing home because they were unable to afford their own place. well you aren't allowed to smoke inside the nursing home, so they were forced to stand outside and smoke when they wanted to.
One day they are standing out there enjoying a cigarette, and it starts to rain. well the rain puts out one of the old ladies cigarettes, while this is happening the other one pulls out a condom, rips the tip of it off and puts it over her cigarette, so it will not get wet. The other old lady asks "well what are them things right there that you got?" "it's called a condom" the other one replies, "you can get them at any pharmacy around here"
Thinking this is a great idea, the next day the old lady heads downtown to the pharmacy to pick up these "condoms" so her cigarettes wont get wet. she goes in the back to the counter, and asks the pharmicist "im lookin for these things called condoms"
with a questioning look on his face, the pharmicist replies "well we have all kinds, is there a particular brand or type that your looking for?"
To which the old lady replied, no not really, I just need something thatll fit over a camel...
They were about 85 years old, somewhere around there, and both had smoked their entire lives. well their families were forced to put them in a nursing home because they were unable to afford their own place. well you aren't allowed to smoke inside the nursing home, so they were forced to stand outside and smoke when they wanted to.
One day they are standing out there enjoying a cigarette, and it starts to rain. well the rain puts out one of the old ladies cigarettes, while this is happening the other one pulls out a condom, rips the tip of it off and puts it over her cigarette, so it will not get wet. The other old lady asks "well what are them things right there that you got?" "it's called a condom" the other one replies, "you can get them at any pharmacy around here"
Thinking this is a great idea, the next day the old lady heads downtown to the pharmacy to pick up these "condoms" so her cigarettes wont get wet. she goes in the back to the counter, and asks the pharmicist "im lookin for these things called condoms"
with a questioning look on his face, the pharmicist replies "well we have all kinds, is there a particular brand or type that your looking for?"
To which the old lady replied, no not really, I just need something thatll fit over a camel...