Movie Quotes

Alright guys, lets hear your movie quotes and guess what movie they are from. Here are two to start with...

"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back that way."

and

“I got news for you pal. You ain’t leading but two things – Jack and $hit – and Jack left town.”

the first one is dumb and dumber. Don't know the second one.

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donught with no hole is a danish."

Alright guys, lets hear your movie quotes and guess what movie they are from. Here are two to start with...

"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back that way."

and

“I got news for you pal. You ain’t leading but two things – Jack and $hit – and Jack left town.”
that second line sounds real familiar, but i can't come up with the movie!

here's one...I think this might be pretty easy..
"What in the Wild Wild World of Sports is a goin' awn 'round here?"

"What in the Wild Wild World of Sports is a goin' awn 'round here?"Blazing Saddles.
BTW- I think it's "What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on 'round here?"

"Do you have hubcaps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback? Oooo...Mini-Truckin' magazine!"

"We'll pull an ol number six on em." "I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the number six." "That's where we go a ride'n into town a whoopin and a wompin everything man in sight." "You spare the women?" "Naw, we rape the $hit out of them later on at the number 6 dance."

Hey, I'm in my element now. You guys know cars... I know movie lines. BRING IT ON!! :p

Alright SRTfirefighter, I gotta good one. Anybody my age loves this movie or at least should since my high school was just like this one,,,, there's your clue....here is the line.......

"thats what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same"..........

later patrick

Come on man... Dazed and Confused.

Here's another one for you guys...

"I'm gonna f@@k her in an uncomfortable place." "What... Like the back of a Volkswagon."

And another,
"F@@k you, f@@k you, f@@k you, you're cool, f@@k you, I'm out."

And another,
"Noonan, Danunzio... you're up on the tee."

"I'm gonna f@@k her in an uncomfortable place." "What... Like the back of a Volkswagon." Mallrats

"
"F@@k you, f@@k you, f@@k you, you're cool, f@@k you, I'm out."Half Baked

"
"Noonan, Danunzio... you're up on the tee."Caddyshack


Here's a toughie for you guys:
"You know how to drive this thing?"
"It's a 10 speed. That's a 5 speed times two."
"We're gonna crash and end up in the water again."
"No way am I gonna crash this thing. This is a beer truck!"

You guys are good, so this should be easy.

How about ..............."I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

patrick

Here is an older one


"Dad I think he's gonna pork her?!"
"No Russ, he's not gonna pork her."
"No Dad, I think he's gonna pork her!"
"You're right Russ I think he's gonna pork her"


and last but not least

"That ball would not have been outta a lotta parks"
"oh yea Name one!!!"
"Yellowstone"


JD

http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

For cheaters only!

"You want to be a Farmer? Here's a couple of acres"

Then proceeds to kick the guys in the nutz. :eek:

“I got news for you pal. You ain’t leading but two things – Jack and $hit – and Jack left town.”
Army of Darkness


You guys are good, so this should be easy.

How about ..............."I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

patrick
The Fast and the Furious


Here is an older one


"Dad I think he's gonna pork her?!"
"No Russ, he's not gonna pork her."
"No Dad, I think he's gonna pork her!"
"You're right Russ I think he's gonna pork her"


and last but not least

"That ball would not have been outta a lotta parks"
"oh yea Name one!!!"
"Yellowstone"


JD
one of the National Lampoon Vacation movies (I'm not sure which one)

and

Major League

How about this one guys...
"Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?"

How about this one guys...
"Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?"

One of my favorites "A Night At The Roxbury"


This should be an easy one...
"How many azzholes do we got on this ship anyway? YO! I knew it, I'm surrounded by azzholes. Keep firing azzholes!"

Try this one:

"My D!ck is in the punch!" and "Volare"

Funny Azz movie from the early 80's I think.

Try this one:

"My D!ck is in the punch!" and "Volare"

Funny Azz movie from the early 80's I think."Lawrence............Lawrence of Arabia.
He was an English guy, who came to fight the Turkish."


Great movie!

"Where's your El Camino?"

Blazing Saddles.
BTW- I think it's "What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on 'round here?"

"Do you have hubcaps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback? Oooo...Mini-Truckin' magazine!"
You are probably more correct on the line...
have a friend and his son who can do the whole dang routine --Blazing Saddles..now they are too into it i think.. :cool:

I have this odd thing where I put the audio from films on tape/CD and listen to them when I drive. I've got a few movies totally memorized:
- Clerks
- Full Metal Jacket
- History Of The World-Part 1
- Grosse Point Blank
..and quite possibly the finest movie ever made, Strange Brew.

Jeff- Next time we hook up, you want to be Dante or Randall?
:D

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring us one every 10 minutes."

R.I.P. Rodney.

What ever dude... last year, for Halloween, I was Jay. Still got the costume. "15 bucks little man. Put that **** in my hand. If the money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me owe... My jungle love..."

Hey, I saw the RIP Rodney. Was that one of your prarie dogs? If so, sorry about your loss. :(

The RIP was for Mr. Rodney Dangerfield. He passed away yesterday (complications after heart surgery). The quote above it was from one of his movies.

We did, however, lose one of our prairie dogs last month. Sif, the one who had odontoma, passed away quietly, peacefully, in her sleep, laying next to Chamonix and Loki. The vet said that either her heart or her lungs just stopped working. She was a trooper, and we thought she was doing fine after her surgery 6 months ago. Rachel is still a bit emotional about it (as girls are expected to be), but we've still got our other 3 happy, healthy prairie dogs.
Thanks for the concern.

"try not to suck any d#ck on your way to class"!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man that was a great movie...there are so many good one liners in there...great writing in that one...

patrick

Spaceballs!

"What are those things coming out of her nose?" "They look like Spaceballs..." "Oh $hit, there goes the planet."

No need to have given away the AOD quote, Bruce Campbell lives in my neck of the woods. Heck, I even gave a 1-1/2' tall figure of Bruce to my buddy for christmas.

"Good?, Bad?, I'm the guy with the gun."


Here's a couple for y'all to chew on:

"I made your eyes!" "If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes..."
and
"Please do not fire at the nuclear weapons!"


Gotta tell you, one of the most surreal experiences was playing the movie game a couple of years ago, when yours truly was at the controls of the Trident class submarine Nevada. No autopilot. I had full control of planes and rudder 300 feet below the surface in Washington State, as a guest of my brother-in-law for a 24 hour cruise. That, and leaning my chair up against a missile tube watching (you guess the title):

"If it's your first time, you have to fight."

"Please do not fire at the nuclear weapons!"

Broken Arrow

This one is in almost all of my favorite movies:
"It's good to be the King"

"It's good to be the King"
History Of The World- Part I
:D

Just saw this one again the other night and I had to post it. It's one of my favorites.

Tis the season to be merry.
Thats my name.
No ****.

HA. Classic. that and "Don't throw me down Clark."

dude, my dad has got an AWESUUM set of tv repair tools. we can fix it.

From "Beyond Fullfillment" starring John "Johnney Wadd" Holmes:

"I can't get it the whole way in - play with the rest of it!!!!!!!"

dude, my dad has got an AWESUUM set of tv repair tools. we can fix it.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. :D

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

And from the same flick,

Come on ****er, old painless is waiting.

AND,,

What the hell are you?

:D

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

And from the same flick,

Come on ****er, old painless is waiting.

AND,,

What the hell are you?

:D

That's one of my favorite movies! Predator


Here's one from another of my favorites

"Glass? Who gives a **** about glass!?"

and from same movie

"*******? I'm not the one who just got buttfu*ked on national TV Dwayne!"