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Just to let you guys know when you're getting too old. My wife and I decided to take out the srt have a few beers, scarf down some good food, and just piss off some kids in rice burners and fords. Well...... we pulled out of the driveway done one excepional burnout, drove down the road to eat had three beers between us, decided we were too drunk and tired to be out, went home. This proccess took all of thiry minutes. Its hard closing on forty. :D :D :p :eek:
 

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Forty! Try 55! I'm up past my bedtime. Need to change the diaper before I go to bed! I still love to drive the Beast though. It's better than Viagra. Just ask my 41 yr old wife. ;) I have seat covers just in case of leaks by the way. :D
 

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I had two beers in me once and thought I was ok to drive, got stuck behind some dingleberries and finally got around them and went to put into fourth and dummie me put it in second.....I was greeted with a nice tire squeel and the back end got loose......well I learned my lesson, no beers and srt10 for me...too much power .... I gotta respect it.... as for viagra, if you downed a sixer or more (IE drunk) it'll get the soldier up and going strong!!!!! Never had that problem in my twenties, but I was a brokedick then couldnt have afforded the hot rod!!!!!!!!!!


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Droopy said:
Forty! Try 55! I'm up past my bedtime. Need to change the diaper before I go to bed! I still love to drive the Beast though. It's better than Viagra. Just ask my 41 yr old wife. ;) I have seat covers just in case of leaks by the way. :D
LMAO
OK, I'm only 48 but... won't admit to the diapers, LOL
Hey stinker, it's a good thing you did'nt go hunting for ricers after drinkin, all's they do is attract cops. If I drink when I have my L out it's a Maximum 2 and that's pushin it. You need to keep that respect of the power your driving..

Always cracks Me up when the Kids can't keep up the pace, I may yawn but I usually am about the last to leave the Lot on fri.&sat. and cruzin does'nt start till after 11. of course my normal days are 4am-11:30pm
 

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Maui,

Watcha doing boy, you should be backed up to the Beach, with your Maui Maiden and a brew or two ( or a good Australian Shiraz ) , laying in the back of the bed of your 500 hp rollin lounge --- you don't need to be driving home, just kick back and enjoy all the scenery. Dang that sounded pretty good and I expect to hear about your next venture..." The Magnificent Maui Mattress!"
Fits in the bed of all Silver, Red, or Black SRT-10 Rams, and is suitable for relaxing evenings with ..... well , you get the idea.
 
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