i wants me un of dem cumming truks. my nefew cletas ses them ar what al da fallas atta sheeps raunch say is gooder. i's trust hims cus he is my nefew my unkle ands mosts of all da daddy an god daddy to my my 4 leetle girlses. he say he has drove da bosses cumming truk to da adalt fun cntr an it rode good up on da 4 lane. da back winder gots room for da long shot rifles and da seats sprays off easy when he forgots to take down da winder afore he throws up. i wants me a bigole primer red cumming truck. jake da tow truck driver frum cumminhand ovr in gennytalls county gots one that fell offen he flet bed truk. hims say afer da auction i kan bys it an makes paysments un we's kin sneeks in da reckin lot yards an gets da parts we's a needn. bill do yurs truk plaec needs a big ole sale guy. i kin sell real good an i needs the xtra monies fern da cumming paysments. i's kun wark from midnight till 5 in da mooning. lets me kno da day yous wants me to starts. thelma sue an da girls kin lives in da trailer afer we's moves it to da back place on yur car sellin factory. da cickens dont be in da way to often an da girlses kan keep da pigs away from da new cars. i thinks tat gettin runed otta oklehoma mighnt bees one a dem der blessins. i wills calls yall later to knows when to start.................Bill Pemberton said:Well, gee -willikers, I gotz me a biggo badazzz Dodge Dee-sell truk, but figurd, I wooda had a SRT-10 Ram, ifen I didn't hav ta pull a 30 ft trailer ( no it taint my home, so cutt dat out ). So , yep, brok down and voted fur da Viper truk. Thankz fur lettin ussen all know!
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